Today, my science teacher looked at me and said, “Sydney, I think you’ve been watching too much anime. It’s affecting your outward appearance.”
Mr. V,
I don’t know what you’re talking about
what do you mean
I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason
Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job.
How many more times is your entire world going to be fucking rocked by some idiot suggesting your favourite cartoon from your childhood is the result of the protagonist’s comatose fugue state dream
How many more god damn times
Dicks, Dicks
You’re a dick.
Your face is a dick,
And so’s your mom.
…
I hope you die
in a hole
full of
dicks.
This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.
This girl is Ginny Weasley
this is me! with ashley purdy, Jayy von monroe, Dahvie vanity, Jinxx and CC!
starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:
thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:
We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.
We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..
We’re just about as different as anyone can be
YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…
You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell- Pushing people in is fun as well!
(Source: 30secondstopigfarts)
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
Next challenge: Sex while gaming.
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign